her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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