We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Enjoy the penises
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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