Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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