Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
