i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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