I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
