so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I need to calm my uterus...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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