Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize