just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He passed out mid-signature
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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