He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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