Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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