i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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