Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Randomize