i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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