white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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