doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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