whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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