So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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