My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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