suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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