when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.