Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate