NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.