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(609): View more from New Jersey

Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself

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Is this the I'm gay speech?

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(315): View more from New York

i think i just puked on my phone

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we live great lives

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

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Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
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(925): View more from California

she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

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(251): View more from Alabama

How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b

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