She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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