so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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