After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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