I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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