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  (216): View more from Ohio

  ok i said sorry. what else do you want?

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  100 blowjobs

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  (216): ok i said sorry. what else do you want? (740): 100 blowjobs http://tfl.nu/an0u
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  (917): View more from New York City

  My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.

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  (917): My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star. http://tfl.nu/572f
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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  (814): it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge http://tfl.nu/4szv
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.

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  (505): you were trying to give my penis an indian burn. http://tfl.nu/5vh0
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  (917): View more from New York City

  found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him

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  (917): found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him http://tfl.nu/3fbj
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  (870): View more from Arkansas

  Chalk up having sex in a car wash.

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  (870): Chalk up having sex in a car wash. http://tfl.nu/k9pw
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  (575): View more from New Mexico

  not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.

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  (575): not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame. http://tfl.nu/c14x
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.

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  (248): You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual. http://tfl.nu/weeh
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  (623): View more from Arizona

  As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.

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  (623): As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know. http://tfl.nu/mc6n
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  (509): View more from Washington

  I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..

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  (509): I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today.. http://tfl.nu/chp9
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  (206): View more from Washington

  But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.

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  (206): But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness. http://tfl.nu/0ech
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  I have feelings that need drinking.

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  (+35): I have feelings that need drinking. http://tfl.nu/xiez
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.

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  (405): If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here. http://tfl.nu/2ha3
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  (760): View more from California

  Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!

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  (760): Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes! http://tfl.nu/whwq
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.

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  (317): She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me. http://tfl.nu/7i9h
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