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• (260): View more from Indiana

  We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.

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  So for us it's double that?

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  Precisely.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.

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