She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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