Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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