Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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