You're completely useless in the revolution.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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