You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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