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Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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