yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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