that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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