what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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