so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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