If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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