just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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