so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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