Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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