why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Just puked most of my soul out..
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