I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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