i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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