scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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