I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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