i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize
