Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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