I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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