Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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