Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Be still, my beating vagina.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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