Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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