Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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