I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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