i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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